"Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network.……" — Jon Stewart
"Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them…
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My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination.
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My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it,…
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We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips…
— Elayne Boosler
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Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the…
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All I want is for people not to see me as this cartoon monster.
— Jack Abramoff
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I did this within a philosophical framework, and a moral and legal framework. And I have been turned into a…
— Jack Abramoff
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It's all about being comfortable, being easy and having you be able to wear something and not having it wear…
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We apologize for the fact that the cartoons undeniably have offended many Muslims.
— Carsten Juste
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Honestly, at one time I thought Babe Ruth was a cartoon character. I really did, I mean, I wasn't born…
— Don Mattingly
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Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style…
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