"(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney……" — Stephen Colbert

"(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news."

— Stephen Colbert

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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

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The only one that seems to be able to hold the business is Disney. They do it is because they… — Don Bluth
I remember early in my career with Disney, which was a very strange time in the company - there were… — Tim Burton
I think of Ray Harryhausen's work - I knew his name before I knew any actor or director's names. His… — Tim Burton
Disney has a great tradition of enchanting children and giving them something to behold. — Nicolas Cage
I blame it on Walt Disney, where animals are given human qualities. People don't understand that a wild animal is… — James Cameron
I signed on with Disney to star and choreograph an original film. — Paula Abdul
As a father of five, I sometimes feel I've spent a lifetime watching Disney musicals. — Graydon Carter
I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you. — Pocahontas
The thing with Disney songs is they're very manipulative, very sentimental, but they do get you, you know - there's… — Jarvis Cocker
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. — Jack Paar
With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a… — P.J. O'Rourke
What about Mickey Mouse? Disney tried very hard to make him a star. But Mickey Mouse is more of a… — Joseph Barbera

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