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- All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
- Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
- And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits…
- I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
- Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin
- Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin
- I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin
- Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy
- Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like…
- Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you…
- Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right, Ill…
- Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois:…
More Peter Quotes
- I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter… — Dan Aykroyd
- I never really sympathised with Peter Parker. — Jamie Bell
- Peter is an old friend. I'm heartbroken, but he's also a tough guy. I'm counting on him getting through this very difficult… — Tom Brokaw
- Peter will have a place in this brotherhood forever. — Tom Brokaw
- Peter, of the three of us, was our prince. He seemed so timeless. He had such elan and style. — Tom Brokaw
- I heard my name associated with the Peter Pan syndrome more than once. But really, what's so wrong with Peter Pan? Peter… — Mark Burnett
- You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was doing was the character. What I'm saying… — Steve Carell
- I seemed to belong to three countries: I had an apartment in Paris, a house in Hollywood, and when I married British… — Leslie Caron
- It took me so many years to move out. I'm definitely a bit of a Peter Pan, reluctant to grow up. It… — Helena Bonham Carter
- Grown-up politicians talk to each other across party lines. Over the last few weeks I have had lengthy conversations with Ed Miliband,… — Nick Clegg
- I suppose when I started playing guitar, it was the means to an end. I never thought of myself as a fully… — Ian Anderson
- At the Cardiff World Cup I really would like to make the final. The favorites are still Peter, Daniele or Vavra, but… — Benjamin Boukpeti