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Lois Quotes by Peter Griffin
- I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front…
- That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm…
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
- Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want…
- Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
- Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
- Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
- Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.
- Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the…
- What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is…
- Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna…
- Lois this family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash.
- Lois: ugh you are such a child.....Peter: you better watch who you're calling a child... cuz if I'm a child.... that makes you a e,…
More Lois Quotes
- I didn't start skiing until I was 50. My wife Lois taught me how to ski. I'm proficiently conservative. — Buzz Aldrin
- Despite the fact that I have a good-size pair of breasts... in Lois & Clark, I have the opportunity to show the… — Teri Hatcher
- I have an oddball sense of humor. So when there was an episode at a comic book convention-of course they end up… — Erica Durance
- My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points. — Margot Kidder
- There are many different types of kisses. There's a passionate kiss of farewell - like the kind Rhett gave Scarlett when he… — Colleen Houck
- I never understood why Clark Kent was so hell bent on keeping Lois Lane in the dark. — Audrey Niffenegger
- Top IRS officials specifically targeted tea party groups and misled the public about its secret political targeting program led by ex-official Lois… — Patrick Howley
- Much has already been learned about the arrogance of the IRS from the House investigations of the agency's targeting of conservatives. The… — Cleta Mitchell
- I've been telling everyone for weeks now about how I get to play Lois Lane. It's a big deal. There are a… — Christina Hendricks
- When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois,… — Jane Kaczmarek
- On losing the opportunity to star in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman 'You know what? It happened for the… — Kevin Sorbo
- I liked the fact that Lois was one person with Clark and another with Superman. I think that, as women, we do… — Margot Kidder