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Idea Quotes by Jack Handey
- Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group…
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
- If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing…
- If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also…
- I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem…
- My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.
- To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can…
- I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having…
- It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny…
- Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from…
- The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it? Maybe Bob could. He was suddenly on top of the meteor-through some kind…
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
More Idea Quotes
- I love the idea of anthropomorphizing machines. I love the idea of taking technology and giving it a personality. — J. J. Abrams
- Never in my wildest dreams did I entertain the idea that I would become a fashion designer. — Giorgio Armani
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. — Richard Bach
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the… — Antonin Artaud
- Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. — Sholem Asch
- A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. — Mary Kay Ash
- The whole idea of a stereotype is to simplify. Instead of going through the problem of all this great diversity - that… — Chinua Achebe
- I'm a practised writer now. But when I began, I had no idea what this was going to be. I just knew… — Chinua Achebe
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- All works of art are commissioned in the sense that no artist can create one by a simple act of will but… — Wystan Hugh Auden