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Humor Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
- Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams