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Hot Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are printed so small…
- What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and…
- There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
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