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Guys Quotes by Dave Barry
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the…
- I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not…
- Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team…
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- I play Orange County drums. I love those guys. I've got a four piece kit. — Travis Barker
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only… — Dave Barry
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves,… — Peter Berg
- A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make… — Yogi Berra
- It's always the small people who change things. It's never the politicians or the big guys. I mean, who pulled down the… — Luc Besson