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- Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I guess she's lonely…
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence.
- Ladies, want guys to start paying more attention to you? Then start flashing your tits.
- Guys: If you ever get the chance to bang a blind chick, trust me, always finish on her face. She'll never see it coming.
- Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt.
- I'm writing a book called Stop Overreacting. If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself.
- I hate the word 'followers' so from now on I'm going to call you guys my 'troops'
- I star you, you star me, we're a happy family! -This is what I'm usually singing while starring your tweets, guys.
- Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch.
- Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
- I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys.
- I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change for the past…
- Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they wanted to impress guys, they would walk around…
- In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our money.
- Fat people should take a joke. 'Lighten' up guys.
- Nice guys finish last, and gay guys finish in each others ass.
- Girls: to be very honest with you, we guys really don't give a shit about finding your g-spot.
- They say you are what you eat, which is ironic 'cause I always thought guys who don't eat pussy were the biggest pussies.
- Twitter doesn't matter guys.
- Guys its 2013. Where are the robot women who just want to be friends because youre amazing and theyd die if they ever screwed that…
- Don't worry about the guys trying to bone you, ladies. Worry about the guys trying to debone you.
- Guys: if one of your homeboys watches Twilight, it's your job as a man to call him a bitch.
- Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole.
- Boners are like sex notifications for guys.
- Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys.
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