"RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding……" — Dave Barry
"RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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