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Fish Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
- To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof…
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
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- What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast,… — Pedro Calderon de la Barca
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- Ideas are floating like fish. Desire for an idea is like a bait on a hook. If you desire an idea, it… — David Lynch
- The ability to make judgments lies at the heart of Christian living. Unless we are able to judge doctrine, lifestyles, and entertainment,… — Erwin W. Lutzer