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First Thing Quotes by Jack Handey
- The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."
- Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have…
- When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I…
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