"Isn't it funny how whenever we go to……" — Jack Handey
"Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth?"
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the…
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I'm totally down with insurrection in the street. I've had a great time with that over the years. Insurrection in…
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Every citizen of this country should be guaranteed that their vote matters, that their vote is counted, and that in…
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I am sure that every one of my colleagues - Democrat, Republican, and Independent - agrees with that statement. That…
— Barbara Boxer
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The voting booth joint is a great leveler; the whole neighborhood - rich, poor, old, young, decrepit and spunky -…
— David Byrne
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But what was most remarkable, Broadway being three miles long, and the booths lining each side of it, in every…
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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
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Sometimes language gets in the way of the story's feelings. The reader finds himself experiencing the language of the story…
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We of the richer societies, who have had access to more energy than we have the experience to wield intelligently…
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I will not cede more power to the state. I will not willingly cede more power to anyone, not to…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth.
— Eleanor Clift
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When I write a song today, basically it goes on the stage tomorrow. That's the way it works. You cannont…
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