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- If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find…
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find…
- You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge…
- You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
- If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every…
- Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by…
- Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by…
- Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would…
- I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know.…
- In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West- the Grand Canyon, the Badlands, the Goodlands, the Mediocrelands, the Rocky…
- The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and…
- You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what scientists…
- No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
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- I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for… — Karen Armstrong
- We all do 'do, re, mi,' but you have got to find the other notes yourself. — Louis Armstrong
- For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take… — Mary Kay Ash
- People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle, that's the time to do something about it, not when… — Chinua Achebe
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- Myths can't be translated as they did in their ancient soil. We can only find our own meaning in our own time. — Margaret Atwood