"I find myself having these conversations where I……" — Dave Barry
"I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know. And it becomes this game of charades. And then finally, we realize that I mean the Pope."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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