"No matter what happens, somebody will find a……" — Dave Barry
"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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The further we distance ourselves from the spell of the present, explored by our senses, the harder it will be…
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The human mind, if it is to keep its sanity, must maintain the nicest balance between unity and plurality.
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The true humanist maintains a just balance between sympathy and selection.
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It isn't that women are less ambitious,but women want to find a balance between work, love, and family.
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When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action…
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I just want to make sure I have a sense of balance between work and life, because work is my…
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The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity.
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Find the appropriate balance of competing claims by various groups of stakeholders. All claims deserve consideration but some claims are…
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The number of stressors has multiplied exponentially: traffic, money, success, work/life balance, the economy, the environment, parenting, family conflict, relationships,…
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