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Falls Quotes by Jack Handey
- Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.…
- If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him…
- I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground…
More Falls Quotes
- I learned in an extremely hard way that the accountability falls with me. — Stephen Baldwin
- Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. — Lucille Ball
- A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for… — James M. Barrie
- Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the… — Saint Basil
- If a ballet dancer falls over, it's knowing how to get out looking clumsy that counts. — Ritchie Blackmore
- He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and… — Aeschylus
- But Nature cast me for the part she found me best fitted for, and I have had to play it, and must… — Edwin Booth
- Sometimes the greatest meals on vacations are the ones you find when Plan A falls through. — Anthony Bourdain
- I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that… — Malin Akerman
- A government, for protecting business only, is but a carcass, and soon falls by its own corruption and decay. — Amos Bronson Alcott
- Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be bona… — Samuel Butler
- I think that if you shake the tree, you ought to be around when the fruit falls to pick it up. — Mary Cassatt