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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
— Dave Barry
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A review of summit day photographs will show that I was clothed in the latest, highest quality, high altitude gear, comparable, if…
— Anatoli Boukreev
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Exploring Mars is a far different venture from Apollo expeditions to the moon; it necessitates leaving our home planet on lengthy missions…
— Buzz Aldrin
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Shall I pass by and leave you lying there because of the expedition you led against Greece, or shall I set you…
— Alexander the Great
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A life lesson for me is, how do you muster the courage to take on a new risk? Whether it's starting up…
— Anne Bancroft
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An insuperable obstacle to rapid transit in Africa is the want of carriers, and as speed was the main object of the…
— Henry Morton Stanley
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I am happy now, to recall that I was not only his son but his companion, and whenever there was a hunting…
— John Philip Sousa
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They have just succeeded in raising the two thousand pounds here, by subscription, that was wanted towards an exploration fund, for fitting…
— William John Wills
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[Apollo 7 was] an expedition of the mind, not of the heart.
— Earl Warren
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Consider what a romantic expedition you are on; take notes.
— Anne Boyd
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James's expedition to Scotland is wholly imaginary, though there appears to have been space for it during Henry's progress to the North…
— Charlotte Mary Yonge
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I hope I'm still alive to see an expedition set off for Mars.
— James Gunn
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