"The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and……" — Dave Barry
"The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Camping Quotes
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one of 81 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on…
— Dave Barry
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
— Dave Barry
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The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at…
— Henry David Thoreau
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But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to…
— Henry David Thoreau
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I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it, but I didn't enjoy other people's pain.
— Casper Van Dien
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Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing.
— Ric Keller
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We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven.
— Henry David Thoreau
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
— Jack Handey
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Following my junior year in high school, I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by…
— Peter Agre
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I was a Scout years ago, before the movement started, when my father took me fishing, camping and hunting. Then…
— Lou Henry Hoover
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I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care.
— Colleen Haskell
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I've been very physical my whole life. I went out hiking and camping for days in the Australian forest, and…
— Yvonne Strahovski
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