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Drinking Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
- I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,…
- What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
More Drinking Quotes
- In time of war, soldiers, however sensible, care a great deal more on some occasions about slaking their thirst than about the… — Winston Churchill
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
- I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in… — John Bonham
- Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter
- When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just… — Eddie Van Halen
- I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend.… — Unknown Author