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Drink Quotes by Dave Barry
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient…
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
- In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will…
- I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign…
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but…
More Drink Quotes
- High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
- If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it.… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink a lot… — Erykah Badu
- I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China, which is… — Antonio Banderas
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein. But that's… — Travis Barker
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry