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Cowboy Quotes by Jack Handey
- He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.…
- If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and…
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some…
- You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way…
- If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into…
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- I got a hat deal with Resistol, where I have my own line of cowboy hats. — Jason Aldean
- My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys. — Jenna Bush
- I'm sort of a Walter Mitty. I got fewer brain cells than most people, so when I got friendly with cowboys, I… — James Caan
- I loved cowboy movies when I was a kid. When I was five years old, I was already wearing a cowboy hat… — Jackie Chan
- He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt… — Jack Handey
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- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would… — George Carlin
- The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts. — Dennis Miller
- Despite what people think of cowboys, they take pride in how they look, and that look is important to them. — Steve Kanaly