"If I was a cowboy in a lynch……" — Jack Handey

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• I was feeling real good and real manly. Until a real cowboy walked by and told me I had my… — Michael Biehn
• I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad… — Orlando Bloom
• I love the Cowboys in the early 90s. That was their heyday, winning all those Super bowls. Troy Aikman was… — Drew Brees
• I got a hat deal with Resistol, where I have my own line of cowboy hats. — Jason Aldean
• My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys. — Jenna Bush
• I'm sort of a Walter Mitty. I got fewer brain cells than most people, so when I got friendly with… — James Caan
• I loved cowboy movies when I was a kid. When I was five years old, I was already wearing a… — Jackie Chan
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out… — Jack Handey
• I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at… — Aries Spears
• I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few… — George Carlin
• The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts. — Dennis Miller
• Despite what people think of cowboys, they take pride in how they look, and that look is important to them. — Steve Kanaly

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