Comedy Quotes

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After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy was. I moved… — Tina Fey
I did comedies for 10 years and I learned a great deal. — Sally Field
There's comedy even in tragedy. There's comedy in life. And in 'Castle', we go for that comedy. — Nathan Fillion
Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it… — Colin Firth
Humour and high seriousness... Perfect bedfellows, I think. Though I usually phrase it in terms of comedy and darkness. Comedy without darkness rapidly becomes trivial.… — Mark Haddon
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. — Larry Hagman
If you look at romantic comedies as pieces of commerce, the audience is looking for wish fulfillment. — Tom Hanks
I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a really great job of providing… — Neil Patrick Harris
With the Tonys it's a little tricky because a lot of the funnier jokes are more insider, so people watching at home may not get… — Neil Patrick Harris
You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no… — Steve Harvey
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour.… — Steve Harvey
My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet. — Salma Hayek
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.… — Mitch Hedberg
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. — Mitch Hedberg
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking… — Mitch Hedberg
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. — Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' — Mitch Hedberg
Dogs are forever in the push up postion. — Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. — Mitch Hedberg
Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I… — Mitch Hedberg
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of… — Mitch Hedberg
I was very influenced by the musicals and romantic comedies of the 1930s. I admired Gene Harlow and such, which probably explains why, since the… — Hugh Hefner
I'd like to do 'My Best Friend's Wedding,' 'Pretty Woman,' Meg Ryan type stuff. Romantic comedies. I'd love to do some action stuff as well. — Jennifer Love Hewitt
I'm a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and… — Jennifer Love Hewitt

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