Comedy Quotes

2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is… — Ginnifer Goodwin
Comedy takes a very specific technique, specific skills. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I don't like to be entertaining. I don't like the feeling of being entertaining. If there was a musical or a comedy that was not… — Ryan Gosling
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried
Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye… — Gilbert Gottfried
I used to go to the Improvisation Comedy Club every night in Times Square. How I didn't get killed in that area either means that… — Gilbert Gottfried
The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very… — Hugh Grant
I just finished 'Butter' for Weinstein, a comedy with this incredible cast - Hugh Jackman, Olivia Wilde, Alicia Silverstone - all-star cast and it was… — Ashley Greene
I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color. — Kathy Griffin
Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,' for instance, back… — Matt Groening
The nice thing about 'Futurama' for me personally was that it was a way to honor some of the traditional ideas in literary science fiction,… — Matt Groening
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more… — Billy Connolly
I've always been drawn to discomfort and that limbo of unease you get between comedy and tragedy. — Steve Coogan
If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there… — Steve Coogan
Big comedy is good, I like things that are big, but good comedy has to be truthful I think and has to reflect some sort… — Steve Coogan
But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. — Steve Coogan
Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes. — Steve Coogan
I don't think there's anything outside what comedy can address. — Steve Coogan
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start… — Dane Cook
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?' — Dane Cook
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because… — Dane Cook
I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things. — Dane Cook
I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot… — Dane Cook
I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy. — Dane Cook
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. — Dane Cook

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