Comedy Quotes

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But comedy I'd love to do as much as humanly possible. — Ben Kingsley
Fifteen years before I became a screen actor, I was in the theatre. A lot of my work was comedy, which I loved doing. It's… — Ben Kingsley
About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist,… — Klaus Kinski
I love playing different characters and I love doing fun things and I love to entertain people, whether that be in a comedy or a… — Mila Kunis
I wouldn't say I'm personally trying to transition from comedy into drama. I don't look at things like, 'Oh, I need to do a drama… — Ashton Kutcher
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is. — Denis Leary
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut. — Artie Lange
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. — Artie Lange
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in… — Denis Leary
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary
Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true. — Denis Leary
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and… — Denis Leary
Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians… — Denis Leary
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater,… — Denis Leary
I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in… — Denis Leary
After making several tragic movies in a row, I was looking to do a comedy, and one without cynicism. — Ang Lee
Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh. — Vivien Leigh
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' — Jay Leno
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her… — Jerry Lewis
Jackie Chan is a very good comedy/martial arts star. He does one kind of martial arts that Jet Li doesn't know how to do and… — Jet Li

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