Comedy Quotes

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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into… — Bill Hicks
I am desperate to do a comedy now. — Tom Hiddleston
If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay… — Tom Hiddleston
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. — Benny Hill
'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo… — Jonah Hill
A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be… — Jonah Hill
As for the world of fashion and celebrity, I have the usual interest in the human comedy, but the problems of depiction absorb me more. — David Hockney
Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not. — John Hodgman
You can tell a lot about a man from his hands. If they don't have any scars or calluses on them, you might as well… — Ellen Hollman
I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter… — Tom Hooper
We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look. — Aldous Huxley
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. — Eddie Izzard
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. — Eddie Izzard
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. — Eddie Izzard
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the… — Eddie Izzard
I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis… — Eddie Izzard
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could… — LeBron James

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