"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've……" — Eddie Izzard
"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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More Acid Quotes
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one of 285 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I could sell used battery acid and make it fly.
— Dan Aykroyd
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Or like in the early 70's when we had the reaction against acid rock and all the fuzz tone, and…
— Lester Bangs
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Memories are like stones, time and distance erode them like acid.
— Ugo Betti
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I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver…
— Nicolas Cage
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Self-pity is an acid which eats holes in happiness.
— Earl Nightingale
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What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a…
— Johnny Ramistella
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Not contentment, but more power; not peace at any price, but war; not virtue, but efficiency (virtue in the Renaissance…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Prayer is the acid test of devotion.
— Samuel Chadwick
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Prayer is the acid test of the inner man's strength. A strong spirit is capable of praying much and praying…
— Watchman Nee
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Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and…
— Pierre Trudeau
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I believe that with the advent of acid, we discovered a new way to think, and it has to do…
— Ken Kesey
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