Comedy Quotes

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I am so happy because I want more people to like martial arts movie not just martial arts audience. Even martial arts can be used… — Jet Li
Comedy is a way to make sense of chaos. It's a way of dealing with things that are overwhelming, that threaten you; it's a way… — Laura Linney
I would say 80% of the scripts I get are dramas and not comedies or romantic comedies, which is funny because that's what I do… — Eva Longoria
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. — George Lopez
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. — Jennifer Lopez
You cannot say, because I am from Naples so I like the mixture of drama and comedy all together. — Sophia Loren
I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought… — Courtney Love
Humor is very interesting to me. My films are not comedies, but there's comedy in them from time to time, absurdities, just like in real… — David Lynch
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. — Paul Lynde
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do… — Bernie Mac
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald
I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible… — Norm MacDonald
With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself. — Seth MacFarlane
There are people on staff who have made that point, that the upside to a second Bush term is that it makes 'American Dad' work… — Seth MacFarlane
The comedy of class, played so straight, is a wonderful thing for an actor to sink their teeth into. — Shirley MacLaine
I loved doing 'Pennies from Heaven.' Because you have to understand that I'd been doing comedy for 15 to 20 years, and suddenly along came… — Steve Martin
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. — Demetri Martin
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs. — Demetri Martin
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. — Demetri Martin

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