Comedy Quotes

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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips
I wouldn't feel satisfied being on set every day doing a romantic comedy - I'd be bored to death. — Joaquin Phoenix
Comedy's really subjective, you know. — Karl Pilkington
When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. — Amy Poehler
I don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old episodes of 'Law… — Amy Poehler
I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other.… — Amy Poehler
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's… — Amy Poehler
I'm still fighting really hard to get any role I get. If it's comedy, I go for the laughs. And if it's drama, I try… — Chris Pratt
The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a… — Chris Pratt
I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night… — Paula Poundstone
The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through… — Dawn Powell
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If… — Chris Pratt
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile. — J. B. Priestley
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't… — Richard Pryor
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic. — Richard Pryor
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star. — Richard Pryor
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. — Gilda Radner
I've always loved... actually I didn't always love horror films. I started out and I only liked comedies and dramas. — Sam Raimi
The first comedy screenplay that I wrote was Animal House and I always thought I could and should be a director but no one was… — Harold Ramis

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