Comedy Quotes

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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. — Chris Rock
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other… — Chris Rock
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. — Chris Rock
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. — Chris Rock
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. — Chris Rock
By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. — Chris Rock
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. — Chris Rock
I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV. — Richard Roeper
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. — Joe Rogan
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. — Joe Rogan
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts… — Joe Rogan
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to… — Joe Rogan
Most comedy comes out of misery. — Seth Rogen
Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea. — Seth Rogen
If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard. — Henry Rollins
The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience. — Ray Romano
Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's comedy which is going to be different from Adam… — Eli Roth
I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny. — Saoirse Ronan
A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial expression, you laugh.… — Eli Roth
Doing comedy for film is always a challenge because you are in the hands of the editor after the fact. I am hoping I can… — Tim Roth

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