"Whoever is my relative, I will not be…" — George Lopez
"Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them."
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59 Quotes by George Lopez
George Lopez has 59 quotes on this site.
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good…
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and…
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I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political…
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took…
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I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were…
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different.…
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank…
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst…
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I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink…
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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