"I got into comedy so I could stay…" — Artie Lange
"I got into comedy so I could stay out all night."
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49 Quotes by Artie Lange
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big…
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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I…
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I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
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It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
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I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
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At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a…
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And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to…
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I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds…
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