All Artie Lange Quotes
- When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life. Black
- It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He… Big
- I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust Angel
- Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get… Anything Like
- I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking Been
- It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs. Drug
- Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. All
- I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting. Exciting
- At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota Backyard
- I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette… Awful
- And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would… All
- I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of what it was… Carefree
- A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. Born
- Whiskey will always be a part of my life. Funny
- Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do. Artie
- The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. Drink
- When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep. Good
- By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. Age
- Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Comedian
- 'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty. All