Best Artie Lange Quotes
- I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. Easiest
- I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. All
- I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. Been
- I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country.… Castro
- I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner… College
- I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete. Athlete
- I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something. Artist
- I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Comic
- I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs. Inspirational
- It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play… Asked
- It's good to be alive. Alive
- Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and… Agree
- Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in… Ability
- The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo… All
- When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time,… Andrew
- When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's… All
- The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. Big
- I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do… All
- My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be. Dad
- Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative. Conservative
- My father was a really good athlete, so his pop-ups really were sky high. Eventually I learned how to judge them properly and catch them… All
- The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life? Cliche
- To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. Actor
- When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor… Almost Like