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Funny Quotes by Artie Lange
- It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He…
- Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
- Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
- Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
- It's good to be alive.
- Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin