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You Quotes by Artie Lange
- The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
- When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
- Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
- Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
- I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
- I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner…
- It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play…
- Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and…
- Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in…
- When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's…
- The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?
- To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.
- When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor…
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