"I'm a comic, so I like to stay……" — Artie Lange

"I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m."

— Artie Lange

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49 Quotes by Artie Lange

Artie Lange has 49 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big…
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I…
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a…
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to…
I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds…

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More Comic Quotes

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I was never really a comic-book fanatic. — J. J. Abrams
Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to… — Paul Auster
I'm not a comic book guy at all. — Darren Aronofsky
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things… — Rowan Atkinson
Kingsley Amis was one of a trio of brilliant comic novelists who made English literature sparkle in the twentieth century. — Russell Baker
Life is tragic but it's equally comic. — John Banville
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. — Scott Adams
I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake… — Roseanne Barr
I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me. — Lynda Barry
A situation is always comic if it participates simultaneously in two series of events which are absolutely independent of each… — Henri Bergson
I was raised on comic books, and I love science fiction. — Mayim Bialik
As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic. — Lewis Black

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