"Historically, a successful life in comedy is a……" — Artie Lange
"Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut."
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49 Quotes by Artie Lange
Artie Lange has 49 quotes on this site.
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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big…
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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I…
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I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
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It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
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I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
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At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
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I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a…
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And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to…
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I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds…
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More Astronaut Quotes
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one of 188 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and…
— Neil Armstrong
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As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of…
— Neil Armstrong
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I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we actually did.
— Neil Armstrong
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I thought the attractions of being an astronaut were actually, not so much the Moon, but flying in a completely…
— Neil Armstrong
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I wanted to be a secret agent and an astronaut, preferably at the same time.
— David Byrne
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I think there would be no shortage of applicants to the government astronaut corps to be settlers on the planet…
— Buzz Aldrin
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I was the first Navy, Marine or Air Force person who had been an astronaut to return back to the…
— Buzz Aldrin
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The purpose of going to Mars is for humans to first begin to occupy, permanently, another planet in the solar…
— Buzz Aldrin
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To send humans back to the moon would not be advancing. It would be more than 50 years after the…
— Buzz Aldrin
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Being a leading man... that's like saying, 'I want to be astronaut.' That's not going to happen.
— Steve Carell
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I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my…
— Muhammad Ali
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Some of the senior people, the very senior astronauts, shook my hand and said, 'K.C., you did a great job.…
— Kalpana Chawla
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