"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said,……" — Jay Leno

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.'… - Jay Leno
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"

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