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Circus Quotes by Jack Handey
- To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time…
- Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he…
- If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also…
- I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I…
More Circus Quotes
- Going back to Georgiana Drew and John Drew, and my great-grandfather Maurice Barrymore, and it was such a sort of circus of… — Drew Barrymore
- I played football when I was little. I didn't want to be an actress at all, I wanted to be a majorette… — Emmanuelle Beart
- You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to… — Lewis Black
- The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket - they were not the result of bread… — Julie Burchill
- My house is basically a trailer. I live a circus lifestyle. I'm always moving. It's not always easy for people that live… — Nicolas Cage
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin
- I don't think the media circus has ever been a shock to my life seeing as I was with Richard Burton and… — Francesca Annis
- Two things only the people actually desire: bread and circuses. — Juvenal
- When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and also join the circus. With the Yankees, I've… — Graig Nettles
- Golf is a nice game, but that's all. It's never going to be an exciting game to watch on TV. It's not… — Jack Nicklaus
- Thanks to the circus between my ears, I can seize upon the smallest disquieting observation and from it extrapolate a terror of… — Dean Koontz
- The sun stands for energy and youth, which is what I thought the circus should be about. — Guy Laliberte