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Car Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently…
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
- The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a…
- Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by…
- Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform…
- ...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television.…
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
- Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and…
- There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such…
- Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.
- The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and…
- The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the…
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- People are definitely a company's greatest asset. It doesn't make any difference whether the product is cars or cosmetics. A company is… — Mary Kay Ash
- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's… — Rodney Atkins
- I'm not a collector. I don't like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate. — Rowan Atkinson
- I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender… — David Attenborough
- Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really… — Bill Ayers
- (On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. — Tallulah Bankhead
- I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive. — Joseph Barbera
- One of the points in which I was especially interested was the Jim Crow regulations, that is, the system of separation of… — Ray Stannard Baker
- When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools. — Russell Baker
- Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be… — Russell Baker
- I still think I'm like the poor girl from Colorado who worked three jobs to buy a car. That's still my mentality,… — Amy Adams
- The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer supplies the world with its images, its… — J. G. Ballard