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Buried Quotes by Jack Handey
- My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our…
- Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that…
- Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull…
- I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by…
- Once I saw my parents argue because we didn't have a lot of money anymore. So, I did what I had to do. I got…
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- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I have led an unusual life. I have buried a father killed at age 50 and two brothers killed in the prime… — Benazir Bhutto
- Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with… — Erma Bombeck
- I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions. — Albert Brooks
- My music had roots which I'd dug up from my own childhood, musical roots buried in the darkest soil. — Ray Charles
- I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates… — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it… — George Clooney
- Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. — George M. Cohan
- Should we cry when the pope dies, my request we should cry if they cried when we buried Malcom X — Tupac Shakur
- Like buried treasures, the outposts of the universe have beckoned to the adventurous from immemorial times. Princes and potentates, political or industrial,… — George Ellery Hale
- Sometimes when we're feeling sad, it's important just to feel the sadness. Like a snake shedding its skin, old feelings of remorse… — Marianne Williamson
- Here was buried Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of American Independence, of the statute of Virginia for religious freedom, and father… — Thomas Jefferson