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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
— Dave Barry
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Naught can deform the human race Like to the armor's iron brace.
— William Blake
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Is it not possible to look beyond the canes, the wheelchairs, the braces, and the crutches into the hearts of the people…
— James E. Faust
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Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to…
— Winston Churchill
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We must now brace ourselves for disquisitions on peer pressure, adolescent anomie, and rage.
— Charles Krauthammer
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If you're going through difficult times today, hold steady. It will change soon. If you are experiencing smooth sailing and easy times…
— James Dobson
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I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn't have the hot girlfriend.…
— Josh Brolin
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In the beginning, it was odd to have so much attention brought to my body type. I thought, 'Uh-oh, brace yourself.' But…
— Christina Hendricks
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When I was a child, I wanted to be an actor, but I had really bad buckteeth. I didn't want to get…
— James Franco
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I had my shortcomings - crazy hair, braces, bad skin and all that stuff. I went through it all.
— David Boreanaz
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Everyone said, ‘Brace yourself, Lupita! Keep a granola bar in that clutch of yours!’ I didn’t really understand what they meant, and…
— Lupita Nyong'o
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I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!
— Phil McGraw
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