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Boys Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,…
- The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow…
- If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both…
- Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside,…
- When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but…
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
- Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I…
- I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I…
- In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be…
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- I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles
- John Quincy Adams most certainly was a part of the Revolutionary War era. He was a young boy, but he was actively… — Michele Bachmann
- Success in training the boy depends largely on the Scoutmaster's own personal example. — Robert Baden-Powell
- See things from the boy's point of view. — Robert Baden-Powell
- A boy carries out suggestions more wholeheartedly when he understands their aim. — Robert Baden-Powell
- The Scoutmaster teaches boys to play the game by doing so himself. — Robert Baden-Powell
- I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself - boys didn't… — Amy Adams
- Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that… — James A. Baldwin
- If we play to first time Blink 182 listeners, it's good they are listening to us and not the Backstreet Boys. Old… — Travis Barker
- I don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys,' I wouldn't smile at anybody,… — Drew Barrymore
- The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see… — Eric Berne