"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow……" — Jack Handey

"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you."

Jack Handey

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