"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll…" — Ellen DeGeneres

"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log."

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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

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More Fireplace Quotes

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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa… — Al Smith
I took out a whole fireplace and put in broken glass and installed a burner underneath, so it looks like… — Cory Monteith
I had this idea... I wanted the sound to sing and have that thickness but yet still have an edge… — Brian May
The national distrust of the contemplative temperament arises less from an innate Philistinism than from a suspicion of anything that… — Lewis H. Lapham
I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
For the millennium [New Year's Eve], you really have a choice to make. You either have to be naked with… — Tom Morello
Poetry is a fireplace in summer or a fan in winter. — Robert Hass
I don't believe anything can do as much for a room as a glowing fire in an attractive fireplace. Men… — Dorothy Draper
If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait… — Jack Handey
The Maze is a painting of the inside of my skull, which I painted when I was in England as… — William Kurelek
I lingered most about the fireplace, as the most vital part of the house. — Henry David Thoreau
But you can't just sit around the fireplace and sip Cokes and eat pretzels and get an attitude of confidence.… — Lee Haney

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