"I slept like a log last night. I…" — Tommy Cooper
"I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace."
More Fireplace Quotes
- No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa… — Al Smith
- I took out a whole fireplace and put in broken glass and installed a burner underneath, so it looks like… — Cory Monteith
- I had this idea... I wanted the sound to sing and have that thickness but yet still have an edge… — Brian May
- The national distrust of the contemplative temperament arises less from an innate Philistinism than from a suspicion of anything that… — Lewis H. Lapham
- I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- For the millennium [New Year's Eve], you really have a choice to make. You either have to be naked with… — Tom Morello
- Poetry is a fireplace in summer or a fan in winter. — Robert Hass
- I don't believe anything can do as much for a room as a glowing fire in an attractive fireplace. Men… — Dorothy Draper
- If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait… — Jack Handey
- The Maze is a painting of the inside of my skull, which I painted when I was in England as… — William Kurelek
- I lingered most about the fireplace, as the most vital part of the house. — Henry David Thoreau
- But you can't just sit around the fireplace and sip Cokes and eat pretzels and get an attitude of confidence.… — Lee Haney