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Baby Quotes by Steven Wright
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and…
- My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
- I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
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