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• Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like… — David Attenborough
• A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her… — Enid Bagnold
• There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of… — James A. Baldwin
• I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.' — Tyra Banks
• It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a… — Tyra Banks
• It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why… — Dave Barry
• If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you… — Dave Barry
• I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think… — Drew Barrymore
• There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy… — Charles Baudelaire
• I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I… — Emmanuelle Beart
• If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
• Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is… — Halle Berry

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